(With apologies to Doreen Cronin, author of Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type<\/i>)<\/p>\n
There once was a stable of horses
\nWho thought it was time to join forces
\nAnd protest their labor
\nWith more than just “neigh” for
\nA better job, advised their sources (i.e., the cows).<\/p>\n
The farmer said, “What good are you
\nExcept as my wagon-pull crew?
\nI’ll send you to IMACS
\nTo learn more than syntax.
\nIf not, then it’s off to be glue!”<\/p>\n
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\nIn computer courses online<\/a>.
\nThey paid us in oats,
\nAnd we don’t mean to gloat,
\nBut everything turned out just fine.<\/p>\n
\nThey now build apps to filter spam.
\nSo who do you turn to
\nIf you want to learn to
\nWrite your own computer programs<\/a>?
\nWhy, IMACS, of course!
\nWe’re the ultimate source
\nTo upgrade your personal RAM.<\/p>\n